Saturday, 27 April 2013

Batch Number Bores

Hello you. Yes you.
You cannot and will not drink a bottle of Punk IPA without the need to comment on what batch number you are drinking and how it compares with the previous umpteen bottles you've tipped down your sad head.

You sad lonely idiot.
You will sometimes say it's not as good as it used to be.
If it really bothers you why do you keep buying it?
Do you drink it purely so you can comment on it?

Why not try leaving the house and going to a pub for once in your life. Hey, you could even go to a BrewDog bar and ask the person that serves you what batch number is in the keg. Idiot.

Friday, 5 April 2013

Too Much Gypsum

Too much Gypsum in beer. I hate it.
I detest drinking chalky cask ale.

I'm not a great fan of drinking beers that have been over hopped with T90 hop pellets but drinking cask ale that makes my lips taste salty between sips? GET LOST!

Water, Malt, Hops, Yeast.
and GYPSUM. What the hell is this doing to my body? Who knows. Certainly doesn't make my drinking experience any good.

Monday, 1 April 2013

Buy LoviBONDS!

Ever wanted to own part of a brewery? Are you passionate about Craft Beer?
Today sees the launch of LoviBONDS.
The LoviBONDS scheme gives you an opportunity to buy online shares in Henley-On-Thames brewery Lovibonds.

Lovibonds have been brewing cask ales since 2005. Their malty Henley Ale, based on an original Brakespere's recipe, has won many awards at CAMRA festivals up and down the land.

Geoff Rosenmeier said "With the introduction of LoviBONDS we will be able to expand and brew the new Weatherspoon's house ale, Lovin SpoonfAle."

Don't get sour grapes, invest in LoviBONDS today!