Just a few things you should know about the BrewDog Equity For Punks AGM... BrewDog Aberdeen sells some amazing beers. There may or may not be a sex dungeon under the bar. They can brew on a tiny brew kit whilst they await the completion of the new brewery. Johanna Basford can pour pints as well as hand draw pretty beer bottle labels. Jonny Bright can mysteriously appear from nowhere to make sure you wash your hands after using the toilet. Some folk bitched about queues at the bars but the longest I had to wait was 2 minutes. The shortest time I had to wait was 10 seconds. Now, that's fast when you think about how many thirsty punters there were. It's easy to find someone if they wear a red bowler hat. Max and Dan from BrewDog Notts have a knack of seamlessly handing out drinks to 700+ Equity Punks. I'm sure they will make great air stewards when BrewDog decide to run an airline. Goodbye Trashy Blonde, hello Dead Pony Club. What was that? BrewDog Birmingham? Yes! We came, we saw, we drank. We enjoyed. Just one request, next time can we have the BMX Bandits playing some tunes?